dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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