if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
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I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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