better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
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All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
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You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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