She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
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Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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