if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
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Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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