Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
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Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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