Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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