ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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