it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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