Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
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about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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