I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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