is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
After last night, I could never be a politician.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
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i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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