false alarm. still invincible.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
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I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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