Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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