Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
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the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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