there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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