Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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