The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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