ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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