I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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