the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
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I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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