I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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