Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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he was CRYING into my vagina
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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