it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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