I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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