Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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