I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Let's get the cat blown out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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