Michael Bay diarrhea
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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