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Princesses don't give blow jobs
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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