God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Well I just put wine in my tea
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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