As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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