there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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