The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
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so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
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Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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