You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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