we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
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I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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