Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
My ass is underappreciated
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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