she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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