Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
he thought i was a dude.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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