he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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