Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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