My friends, they love my intelligence
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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