You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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