But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
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There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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