I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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Found the puke drawer
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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