My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
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Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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