just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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