oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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