Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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