Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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