you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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